semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024

SEMEN DEMON

Me.

Guy 1:YO DO YOU LISTEN TO KYUBI
Guy 2: You mean the semen demon?
Guy 1: I have committed multiple war crimes in Ghana .

by K.Y.U.B CUMMED IN YO BITCHES i September 3, 2020

Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

Semen Demon

See also: Russian Daddy.

Look out that semen demon is right behind you!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

semen shotgun

The act of holding ones foreskin shut while orgasming only to release all of the semen at once in a shotgun-like manner.

Those circumcised goblins will never understand the true power of the semen shotgun.

by raisingran November 9, 2021