Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say

-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him

by over420 December 21, 2020

russian forum

A situation when a user asks a question regarding a particular tool or solution and receives a lot of answers and comments on how other solutions work great, other tools provide a better experience, and the topic starter knows nothing about anything. The actual answer to the question is never provided.

- How to set up Ubuntu on Raspberry Pi?
- idk, but with my laptop it works great
- lol, who uses ubuntu these days
- fucking russian forum...

by maybehelloworld July 25, 2023

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

by DoubleFudgeAngela September 30, 2018

russian wrench

A hammer.

Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!

by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

Russian Hacking

A person who sucks at being sneaky and constantly cheats in every single competition.

Micheal: Dude, why are you running when we didn't start the timer yet. That's cheating!
Josh: I'm not cheating!
Jake: You're right, he's a russian hacking

by JokeJar June 8, 2019