Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

by mrtr0ll June 8, 2014

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

by DoubleFudgeAngela September 30, 2018

russian wrench

A hammer.

Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!

by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013