wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Head Root

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.

Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.

by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013

James' Root Oil

Breakfast of champions

Nobody wants James' Root Oil.

by An Alside Employee December 10, 2016

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.

"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever

by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023

Root Beer Sexual

American asf

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

by Willis Wallis June 9, 2023

Root of all evil

Money is the root of all evil

I still believe it's the root of all evil. Misunderstanding 😔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019