Kenny Rogers

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".

If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.

by mikey10 October 23, 2006

roger-dee

Derived from military lingo term, roger, meaning confirmation.

CB slanguage dialect terminology; used synonymously with 10-4.

Roger-dee, cottonpicker!

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Rigger Monkey

a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.

That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!

by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003

Trevor and Roger

The name given to breasts when one is larger (Roger) than the other (Trevor). Often found in recently developed teenage girls.

Bro 1: That hoe is dirty?

Bro 2: Why?

Bro 1: She's got a Trevor and Roger!

Bro 2: That is dirty :/

by JustPlainFreak July 6, 2011

thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.

A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.

by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010

Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Charles Rodgers was born on December 2, 1983in Chico, California. He graduated from Chico High School and then University of California, Berkley. Aaron plays professional football for the Green Bay Packers. Off season, he likes to play golf, work out with his brothers (Luke and Jordan), travel, and go to Milwaukee Brewers games. He and Clay Matthews, a linebacker fornthe Green Bay Packers, are good friends and hang out often. Aaron is not married, but likes redheads. He is often seen in the "Discount Double Check" State Farm commercials. He drives a Ford F150, and likes to visit his summer home in San Diego. He's a beautiful boy :)

Person 1: who's that hottie playing for the packers?
Person 2: oh, you dont know? Its thier quarterback, aaron rodgers! Isnt he cute?!

by Builtfordtough December 9, 2012

roger waters

The driving creative genius behind Pink Floyd. He played bass, he wrote the songs, he wrote the lyrics, came up with the concepts, was the best singer, held together and then ripped apart the band, and (last but not least) was the only member of Pink Floyd to have any trace of personality and charisma. Yeah, he was somewhat of an asshole toward his former bandmates, but hey, when you're just THAT good, you are allowed to throw around a bit of ego. After he left the rest of Pink Floyd went on to cobble together a couple of half-assed albums that lacked any semblance of creative integrity. After Roger Waters left, Pink Floyd was reduced to a sprawling, bloated train wreck that was embarrassing to watch and listen to (think "Dogs of War"). Roger himself went on to release three of the most underrated albums ever. "Radio Kaos", "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking", and "Amused to Death" are brilliant concept albums held together by great music and thoughtful lyrics. Unfortunately they will forever be absent from mainstream consciousness because they deal with subjects such as: human relationships, marriage and affairs, political engineering and the effect of technology on today's world, power struggles within society, the drive toward personal honesty, rather than deeper, more meaningful things people prefer such as: bitches, ho's and drugz.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, why are you walking around with a hard-on?? I can see it through your jeans!

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm listening to Roger Waters on my ipod, man. Step off.

by Sconz July 17, 2006