Golden Razor

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."

A variant of Hanlon's Razor

1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.

by Terkan June 2, 2021

Doctor.razor

An amazing fursuit maker who likes genshin impact and capybaras. They're very fun and nice.

"Did you see the new post Doctor.razor uploaded?"
"Yeah! I loved it, their creations are always amazing."

by Toyuzawa November 10, 2021

Mindoro Razoki

An man who tastes like heaven, always brings positivity and joy everywhere he goes. But be aware, when he can be - but very rare- smug and show off

I like mindoro razoki

by Sop tunjang November 22, 2021

Occums Razor

The entirely made-up and incorrect version of Occam's Razor. It states that "If the theory does not have as much evidence as the opposing ones, it's most likely wrong."

The word was first used by reddit user u/Zain_Ahmed002 in this comment: reddit.com/r/fnaftheories/comments/18ctqkg/comment/kccu2zk/

I used Occums Razor as a major piece of evidence for my theory.

by FreddyFazbore December 7, 2023

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Road Razor

Another name for such a vehicle as the Roadtec SX-8 Soil Stabilizer/Reclaimer, which "shaves" road and street pavement with its interior cutting drum, making room for new pavement to be installed by other road workers.

There's roadwork on the street, and the Road Razor is at work.

by Info2go August 16, 2025

Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.

Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."

by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012