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Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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ranch dipper

A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.
She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?
by ranchdippin November 6, 2015
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ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
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Chicken Dippin’ Ranch

The name for a ranch sauce that is thicker than salad dressing. It was coined by a high-school girl in Huntsville, Alabama as she mixed up words due to a TBI. (She has making a great recovery, but still loves to ask doe the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch.)
Mom, I see the salad dressing, but where is the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch?
by Ginger Chutney December 5, 2020
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Ham Ranch

A slang for a group of nerds.
Typically used against people who own instagram meme pages
by Litboi November 12, 2020
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Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.
Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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