The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.
“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
by Alan McStinkbutt June 1, 2024
Get the Hydraulic Pressmug. When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld
by MicroIMP January 20, 2021
Get the Pressedmug. on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”
by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025
Get the Pressed like a paninimug. Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?
Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.
Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, it does.
Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.
Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.
Guy 2: Yeah, it does.
by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025
Get the Panic Pressmug. When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
by ElVerde76 December 4, 2018
Get the volleyball pressmug. I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.
by Violetdavain November 17, 2019
Get the Man-pressedmug. Unless someone was having the police press people, why would they know what time the police back off at? Jobs prevent most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis, and learning it from experience.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Pressmug.