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Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
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Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ
It wont go in...best call Dr Poon
by Dr Poon April 28, 2012
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poon pounding

The vigorous pounding agaisnst the poon by the male genitalia.
Justin was arrested for poon pounding an 85 year old under-cover police officer.
by BAhh98 September 11, 2006
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anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.
Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon
by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008
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poon crease

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"
by Nick March 30, 2005
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Palin poon

A mysterious abyss that McCain has plunged into one too many times. But quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her.
Guy 1: Dude! I just got some Palin poon!

Guy 2: I'm so sorry.
by McCains growing erection July 20, 2009
mugGet the Palin poonmug.

poon jab

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!
by Fireman23 May 10, 2011
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