Slit Player

1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.

I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Dynasty Player

Referring to someone who has mastered the art of doing nothing and making the work look incredibly laborious.

Man 1: Tommy is such a Dynasty Player!
Man 2: I wish I could get away with surfing the web, drinking coffee, and reading newspaper allday long blah blah blah...

by MastaFarma January 29, 2009

ps4 player

probably been divorced (if they got a wife) or earning as porn stars, and cannot afford an xbox because they're poor pieces of shit with small dicks and tits.

Whoah look at that ps4 player on a playstation get fucked for $20 with her VR playing minecraft

by Jack Sandro November 11, 2018

weal player

A weal player is a wanna be real player. I dont know why anyone would want to be a weal player....
The method of putting a 'w' instead of the first letter of a word to mean wanna be works for lots of other things, for example; warmer (wanna be farmer), wamster (wannabe hamster) and wemo (wannabe emo).
These words are mainly use as mean terms for if you really hate someone.

Lana and Laura are weal players.

by Lana March 23, 2005

bass player

the beat of a band, usually over looked and thought of as an easy thing to be but it is hard to find a right style and way to play. Also its allot hard for a band to be a good band without a bassist, though over looked without a bass most bands are crap, usually hangs out with the drummer because he is usually over looked too because the bass and drums are not for show like the lead singer or lead guitarist.

Damn the bass player rocked, with out him the band would have fallen part

by Z the Bassist April 7, 2008

Football Player

Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)

I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.

by FMPleads April 17, 2016

Banjo Player

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.

1.

Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326

by Jersey Jones December 2, 2010