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Phalanx

phalanx is a beautiful girl who always makes people happy. she is naturally sexy and is super cute. her personality is amazing and so is her smile. a sunshine that is always going to brighten you day. there is something truly special about this girl, and that is in the way she soldiers on. she's been through a lot of shit but still manages to make it by, with the sole intent of making the people around her happy. she has a 100% success rate in that department, as well as a 100% success rate of making you laugh. this beautiful, adorable and kind girl is also hilarious and can make you laugh as she pleases. her intelligence spans from history, witchcraft, computer stuffs, science and anime. this moe weeb is loud and proud about her anime, at least when it's on topic. she is very respectful and will always wait her turn, and make sure everybody gets to say what they want to say before moving on. this girl will make you feel right at home within the first couple minutes of talking to her. she may be shy and doubt herself at times, but once she's out of her shell she is an outgoing, fun, caring and nice person. she's got it all, from her stunning appearance to her warm and fun personality, she's what they call perfect. beautiful, kind, and smart, she is a keeper.
"hey, is your girl a karen or a phalanx?"
by heymay April 23, 2019
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Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
Tom and I greeted one another with a Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room at the museum, then we went outside and ran the Rocky steps.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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Philadelphia sunset

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fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play
Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.
by poopyhands September 5, 2007
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Ana Paula

A fantastic 10/10 girlboss who is hot and fun
she was a real Ana Paula, she got into grad school and had a great personality!
by APlove2021 November 23, 2021
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A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"
by Pylimenes November 16, 2020
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paula abdul

The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul May 13, 2005
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