Person 8

there's no person 8 in examples. Except this definition.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Where's Person 8?
Person 3: I don't know.
Person 4: The 8th is somewhere
Person 5: I don't know where is he.
Person 6: Where is he?
Person 1-5,7: I don't know.
Person 8: I'm right here.
Person 1-7: There he is.

by prb915FC January 12, 2021

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

by Muttemor May 3, 2021

Personal Slut

The upgraded version of a Sneaky Link.

The Sneaky Link has graduated into the Personal Slut and now occasionally lives in the same residence as the partner.

Be mine... my Personal Slut. Come stay a while.

by Sneaky Sage October 7, 2021

Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.

Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."

by .osqueaker December 5, 2021

Molotov Personality

A personality or state of mind where one is ready and willing to cause a great deal of (and likely excessive and/or destructive) problems with the right circumstances or situation.

Person 1: Dude, Steve has such a Molotov personality it's frightening.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. Don't get him started on politics or he might throw a table.

by TheDuckyOne October 18, 2012

Anthropomorphic Personification

A creature created by imagination, often originally deriving from solar rituals but adapting to fit the times. Examples include Death, the Sandman, the Soul-Cake Duck, the Tooth Fairy...and the Hogfather.

"Says here 'Implied Creation Of Anthropomorphic Personification.' What's that mean?"
"Er...I think Hex has tried to work out the answer."

by Ukulelelike February 1, 2013

Conditional person

Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.

She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.

by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016