Absolute peakery

absolute peakery is a term which states that something is absolutely amazing or peak as it states.

oh my god that is absolute peakery

by Gayduckwoman December 23, 2025

The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

Snell loves peaker more

I love you more than you love me.

I Love You More
Snell loves Peaker more.
Snell: I love you.

Peaker: No, I love you more.

Snell : nope. I love you more, look it up, it's on the internet. Like I said!

Peaker: how about that, you're right, it is on the Internet.

by Snell1234 March 16, 2021

A sick perverted motherfucker

When someone unfollows you on instagram.

You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker

by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021

Free speech pervert

Free speech perverts are cool people who advocate for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: I’m hurt that you called my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022