Cutie Patootie

My extremely beautiful, kind and loving girlfriend named Alana. She's the best girl I could ever ask for.

She's such a cutie patootie.

by Yomomsleftnut June 23, 2023

snow_patroled

bitter and twisted little welsh girl who has no common sense and gets upset that she has no wordly knowledge and thinks its funny to mock those that do.Spends most of their time being nerdy and trying to name tunes and trying to be funny taking the piss out of people that spend their time doing what she does.

if someone is jealous of you for having more knowledge and being more worldly wise and they make a website trying to diss you, then you have been snow patroled

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

shore patrol

A way to say "most certainly" without sounding stupid!

You are SHORE PATROL allowed to make calls to me, and you know it!

by Jim9821 August 1, 2005

cootie patoottie

one that possess symptoms of cuteness. Often they are very ugly and we are in fact laughing AT them.
They are such "cootie patooties" that when we are around them we often have incontainable bursts of threats such as "YOUR SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE IM GONA RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AND THEN IM GONNA CHOP YOU UP AND KEEP YOU IN MY FREEZER!!!"
"cootie patooties" have this affect on most people and generally they are un-aware of their impact on other people. They casually parade around their irresistable desire while people around them become overcome with passion and anger upon seeing them they they begin swearing and hurting themselves and/or others
when you see a cootie pattootie beware not to look them in their eyes because that is where most of their power lies. their cootie patootiness goes off the radar when they do something very sweet and stupid such as buy you a pizza but eat it on the way to your house and throw it up on your favourite dress. they're always doing crazy things like that.

An example of what happens: steffi: andy is sucha cootie patootie
caroline: I KNOW I CANT TAKE IT
steffi: look there he is right now!
caroline begins to punch the wall: I CANT TAKE IT HES SUCHA FUCKING COOTIE PATTOOTIE AND I WANT TO CHOP OF HIS LITTLE LEGS AND USE THEM AS CHOP STICKS AND I WANT TO SET HIM ON FIRE AND KICK HIM OFF A BALCONY HE MAKES ME SO FIERY WITH PASSION!
steffi: QUICK caroline! look away! before you do something you'll regret

cootie patoottie for life

by ninjasofchinatown October 9, 2008

Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.

Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!

by Time Foolery July 23, 2018

Ski Patrol

The Police. Law enforcement officials.

The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.

by nighttripper August 11, 2011

ski patrol

People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH

I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.

by Snow God December 29, 2006