meme_optic

One of the best meme pages on instagram that posts multiple times a day and is very serious about memes, he posts a good mix of photos and videos.

I heard that when you follow him, you will get a cookie in 17 days but you have to stay followed to him or else you will lose the cookie.

PewDiePie: Yo, I heard that meme_optic is the best meme page on instagram.
Mr.Beast: Yeah, I am already following him!!!

by you will be doctor now March 24, 2019

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Green Optimism

Act of succeedingly and repeatedly convincing or persuading people in your surroundings that their suicide would mean a great deal for the earhtly environement.

Dan : "Green optimism might be the end of your troubles .. and possibly more!"

by davesquicksh December 30, 2020

lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.

What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.

by slattscoo January 28, 2021

fiber optic wiener

A biological enhancement to a wiener that allows the user to ejaculate at a high rate of speed

I just got my fiber optic wiener installed and now I can ejaculate across the room!

by TallBoyBen April 9, 2021

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

Optiwhelmed

Just the right amount of being whelmed. Not underwhelmed or overwhelmed.

Mark looked her painting up and down and smiled, optiwhelmed.

by BBreaga April 9, 2017