the green onion

when you fuck and in which it feels like a green onion is burning your dick

"Yeah we're starting to try some new things in the bedroom"
"Yeah?, like what?"
"Oh you know like The Green Onion"
"Sounds terrible"
"Oooooh yeah it is"

by partir February 6, 2018

plantin’ some onion

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Breaking Onions

1. To masturbate.

2. To have sex.

Q.Where are Bill and Jacklin?
A.Oh, they are off breaking onions.

by MIZtigerZOU June 11, 2006

ninjas cutting onions

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.

I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..

by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016

I’m a goddamn onion

Frank Woods’ second best catchphrase

“I’m a goddamn onion,Mason.You should know that”

by You will break, American January 30, 2021

wendy's onion rings

Something that should exist, but doesn't.

"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"

by that_dude31 January 17, 2017

onions have layers

ONIONS HAVE LAYERS WE NEED NEED LAYERS SHREK WOULD BE PROUD

Onions have LAYERS!!!!

by Shrek would be proud April 5, 2019