dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.

"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!

by crazyfooc September 29, 2011

Half black

Conor McGregor

“I’m half black from the belly button down”

by Tyronemingslover September 25, 2023

Half Jay

A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.

Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"

by Not_Gregory October 19, 2019

half a heart

half a heart means your crazy obsessed with me no questions asked.

she/he took a picture with half a heart meaning she/he is obsessed with me.

by quandale dingle berry the 14th May 30, 2022

half-lame

When someone is so lame that they can't even be fully lame

"My neighbour's half-lame. She does nothing but posts tiktoks day-in-day-out and shares those tiktoks on her other social media apps."

by caffeineabuser June 7, 2021

DUECE and a half

Very oldschool slang for a large military 6X6 truck.

Her butt is as large as a Duece and a half Dude.!

by WARBIRD October 10, 2003