wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

spraying deuce

The ass equivalent of projectile vomiting.

The act of dropping trou, spreading one's asshole to the point of tearing, and then unwillfully surrendering to your sphincter as it sprays liquified poo in a multi-angled assault.

Guy #1: Dude, you hit that oyster bar last night?
Guy #2: No.

Guy #1: Good thing, man, cause those crustaceans had me spraying deuce all night long.

by RabbiBrowstein March 30, 2010

deuce clique

A Street Gang All over NY, Chi-Town, and Other Citys in The U.S. . The Movie South Central Used Deuce As The Main Gang in The Movie Due to Deuce's Street Creditbility.

"It's Deuce Homie, Get the Fuck Outta here"

by NYS BCI March 27, 2005

What the deuce?

Something that Stewie from family guy says.

"Brian?! What the deuce?!"~Stewie

by CielPhantomhiveIGuess November 28, 2015

ace deuce

Slang word for Ann Arbor, Michigan that became popular mostly through the website "MySpace."

Ed: Where are you from?
Jamal: Bitch, you know I'm from the Ace Deuce

by Supermatt February 25, 2006

blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

by cdude November 30, 2005

Deuce Quad

Another name for a 24 ounce beer. See Fence Post or 2x4

It has been a long day at work, I need to knock back a deuce quad.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005