Geared to go

Ready for sexual escapades, often involving extreme fetishes that require preparation

When Chad asked me if I wanted to be peed on, I told him I was geared to go! Towels, condoms and a pikachu onesie in my go-bag!

by Stochastic penguin September 14, 2025

Grady gearing

Fat cunt goes to HP. Thinks he’s funny but a real cocksucker this one. Pretty smelly too. Keeps kids away.

That fucker is being a real Grady Gearing

by Pussym0ncher May 25, 2024

Arabian gear shifter

The act of using a males penis as a gear shifter whilst making car noises with your mouth.

That girl last night was amazing! she gave me the best arabian gear shifter...

by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025

Metal Gear Rex

A robot tank.

People thought Liquid was fun to bring to parties until he/she showed up in Metal Gear Rex.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Grinding My Gears

When something is bothersome or a pet peeve.

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.

by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020

truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.

You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.

by Agencylament December 14, 2020