Gold Fashioned

An ounce of liquor either chased or mixed with a mouthful of pee.

"She gave me a Gold Fashioned right from the spout."

by gonzo-journalism June 4, 2022

Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018

Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.

"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

by Casinick August 14, 2018

Old Fashioned

When two or more people spit ejaculate into each others mouths. aka a cumswap

“I almost threw up when I saw an old fashioned on pornhub”

by Old dirty Basrard July 15, 2018

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025

Old fashioned

Your basic pinkie reach around in the butthole

Jerry came over with bill and we had ourselves a good old fashioned

by Pinklady127 September 10, 2021

Rye Old Fashioned

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.

Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.

by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025