lazy bum asses

When a person doesn't do shit but go to the Huddle House at 2 o'clock in the mo or sleeps instead of going to class.
Beth, Jessie, and Christina are lazy bum asses.
by Jessie and Christina November 18, 2008
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lazy ass bitch

Woman or girl pretending to be a woman who does nothing but sit on her fat ass and fusses, cusses,whines and complaines about everything and everyone while others do all the work. One who makes a mess and sits around while others have to clean up bet mess.
The Lazy Ass Bitch you call a girl friend left her dirty clothes and trash all over the house. Then that lazy ass bitch sat on her fat ass and refused to help clean any of it up. She has whined and Complained all day.
by Mud slinger November 30, 2015
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Lazy O's mom

Dude, I supermaned Lazy O's mom
by GWwwwwww July 26, 2008
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lazy lip syndrome

1. a genetic disorder in which a womans lady parts are so cavernous you could go splunking in them.

2. sloppy vagine aka the puffer.

3. the loose goose; the BIG C; moms everywhere.
Octo-mom's got a severe case of The Lazy Lip Syndrome.

I almost lost my watch today...fucking Lazy Lip Syndrome.

Barbie keeps telling me I have The Gerk, but that skank's got The Lazy Lip Syndrome bad. Anatomically correct my ass!

He wouldn't know a Lazy Lip Syndrome if it slapped him across the face.
by Mode, Burl, Junk, RamZ July 18, 2010
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Lazy Dog Style

When you have sex in the doggystyle position but the male is laying down on top of the female instead of kneeling behind her while she is kneeling and bent over. Almost like missionary but with the female laying face down.
Female: Do me from behind! NOW!
Man: Okay, but my legs are tired! We gotta do it Lazy Dog Style.
by King Bologna May 15, 2009
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lazy cunt tax

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)
I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.
by John Laricat April 25, 2008
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lazy cluster of atoms

Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.

The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!
by Julio Von Janitor July 30, 2008
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