A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 24, 2022
What a Tub nugget he is
by Dudeeeeedudeeeeedueeeee December 02, 2011
(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
by LameToaster June 11, 2023
A game.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.
Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
by Capndanpan January 01, 2021
by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020
You probably have tons of recipes that utilizes its creamy, delicious goodness, but we bet that are a few things you didn’t know about Cool Whip. That little Blue and White Tub is famous for being used as storage solutions for knick-knacks, doo-dads, and other kitschy items, but we think it’s safe
by Wendysfg June 29, 2023