dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.

A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche

by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009

half a snack

Someone who is only a little attractive at that time

Wow Jenny you only look like half a snack today... It rough!

by Thegirlnextdoor06 June 5, 2018

half-lame

When someone is so lame that they can't even be fully lame

"My neighbour's half-lame. She does nothing but posts tiktoks day-in-day-out and shares those tiktoks on her other social media apps."

by caffeineabuser June 7, 2021

Half a sandwich

What everyone calls Kade. Insted of Halavonich we say half a sandwich

Hey, Is that Kade Half a Sandwich?

by bostonsportsfan69 May 20, 2018

half a shem

Shemo is Italian for idiot, embarrassment, crazy person. So to be a half a shem the worst form of shemo, your not even adequate enough to be considered a fully functioning shemo....your just half a shem.

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

2) Guiseppe Carlino

"My friends left me at the concert stuck with no ride and I was standing there like half a shem"

by Marco Marandola July 20, 2017

DUECE and a half

Very oldschool slang for a large military 6X6 truck.

Her butt is as large as a Duece and a half Dude.!

by WARBIRD October 10, 2003