Country Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin

"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"

by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009

country bougie

To be bougie of the country atmosphere

I.E. Mirna D is looking country bougie with her boots on today.

by Yasbeee July 8, 2017

werewolf country

A place of town known for STD infested prostitutes.

Baldwin Park is part of werewolf country.

by hpbreath July 12, 2009

Country rich

When a rural family owns their land outright, with no mortgage.

Other aspects of their standard of living may be variable, but Country rich families are the nobility of Hillbilly culture.

Wayne's been Country rich ever since Paw's life insurance paid off the bank.

by Tallboy Wolf March 30, 2022

Country Music

worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol

"yo imma listen to some country music"
"YOU FUCKING FAG"

by nihhers February 13, 2022

Country Girl

Imaginary expectation of what a girl from some shithole in the middle of nowhere is like. They are just average teenage girls that will never be anything more than a fat housewife in the future, which the "country boy" will settle for. They are exactly like the "basic" bitches found in the city only they claim to be tomboys and join in backwoods activities such as mudding, bonfiring and hunting and only actually go once or twice. These girls commonly boast about being country on social network sites and apps such as Facebook, instagram and Twitter. They also listen to shitty modern pop-country music and bring a radio everywhere they go because they absolutely HAVE to listen to it every day. Around the age of 25-26 the constant alcohol intake gets to them and they begin to gain weight, also around this time they dont mention being "country" anymore and begin to have children to complete the cycle.

Hick Hillbilly Hoe Country Slut White Trash Country Girl

by DouchebagOnInternet September 2, 2013

Country Strong

The ability to cope, mentally and physically, with the sexual abuse that occurs within families living in rural areas, those that profess to live the "country" lifestyle, or listen to country music.

Person 1 "Brad seems to be doing okay after that incident with his brother" Person 2 "Yeah, he's country strong. But I heard they had to put the horse down."

by Prof. Gonzo June 13, 2011