A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
by PastaRolls July 29, 2019
Get the China Kinkmug. by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021
Get the Piss Kinkmug. its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025
Get the male nipple kinkmug. by MishaTG September 1, 2025
Get the Digital Piss Kinkmug. georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
by not gay person™️ May 9, 2021
Get the dr pepper kinkmug. by Dang Billone March 15, 2022
Get the kinkmug. Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:
-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat
-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.
-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.
Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.
-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat
-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.
-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.
Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.
by mallpretzles January 27, 2023
Get the Stubble Kinkmug.