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The random new kid that has no friends and sits in the corner touching him self in every class.
That new kid is such a Jordan.
by digbickmommy May 27, 2018
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Ur short as fuck Jordan

Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE

Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
by Hioiioii November 23, 2019
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jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
who stole your bitch?
jordan brend: a sexy ass motherfucker fine peice of meat he will steal your bitch fuck her in the ass and then break her heart he is daddy as fuck prolly your daddy mr. steal your bitch and instagram @ianjordan__ youtube @YCW jordan
by mr . IM RIGHT October 15, 2017
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Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for
by hadtotellthetruth August 14, 2014
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Jordan is an extremely awesome person, who makes an amazing big brother, he may have a few fall out with his siblings but will Always be there for them no matter what... Jordan is a very hard person to find he is unique and special in his own way.... Everyone loves him and don't think u can name one person who knows him who dislikes him... He is a very generous person and love to have a good laugh with his friends and family... Jordan makes an awesome friends because he is loving, caring, nice, helpful etc... If he gets a girlfriend i'm sure as hell swear she will be the luckiest girl alive...
Girl 1: I have a new boyfriend!
Girl 2: cute! Who is he?
Girl 1: his names Jordan!
Girl 2: omg!! I can already tell he is an awesome person, ur a very lucky girl!
by 13ah.161 January 1, 2017
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ME: Hey jordan
Jordan: Gaming Noob Gaming Gaming *leaves*
by Bhunky Munky May 30, 2021
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Jordan is a very quite guy, he showed me a caring side until we got into bed. He turned into a demon, destroying me.

He later told me he had a girlfreind. I'd love to make a life with him but sadly he resides with blondes and lives at home.
by Estherxxxoo October 16, 2018
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