Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid

hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson

by wxandzrs April 26, 2024

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

Melon Nelon

a brainrot word from tiktok

Person A: tells funny joke

Person B: "Get a load of this melon nelon"

by MonkeyNuggets🐒 December 3, 2024

Oliver Nelson

The Most Based Sophomore At Inspire School Of Arts And Science, He will steal your girl.
He Works at a Burger King in Illinois at night and in the day he goes all the way to California.

"Oh my God is that Oliver Nelson, I heard he can sneak meth on school campuses"
"Oliver Nelson is one of the 7 wonders of the world"
"Look at Oliver Nelson Flip That Burger in the Burger King Parking lot"

by OliverNelsonFan42 January 7, 2025

Ruth Nelson

Neliphant. If your lanyard isn't on you better run as she will hunt you down and crucify you outside the school to make an example of you. Cannot teach for shit and would rather waste your time on an assembly about university than let you revise.

Why are you in hospital
Ruth nelson saw me without a lanyard on.

by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe February 13, 2025

Certified Nelson

A label used to describe an individual who performs a curated, stereotypical "country" lifestyle without any of the actual substance, labor, or financial backing associated with it.

Person A: "Man, look at the size of those tires on that rig."

Person B: "Please. Those wheels are 24s and he’s got rubber band tires. That thing couldn't handle a wet driveway. It’s Certified Nelson."

Person A: "Facts. Probably pays $1,200 a month for the loan and lives in his mom’s basement."

by the big RP February 10, 2026

Full Nelson

To have sex with a cat.

“Bro! Trent went full Nelson! We gotta kick his ass!”

by wabberjabber0909 March 12, 2026