Noah

Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney

Noah, we can see your anal leakage. You're ruining my carpet fuck man

by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019

Noah

cunt bitch

hi cunt bitch eat me out baby. no i only eat cunt because i am a bitch. noah means cunt bitch asshole slut bag faggot

by cumdrinker hoe May 19, 2019

noah

noah is an shit of an person you'll never want to meet him he will try to kill you in your sleep

noah is coming run now run

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

Noah

A soy boy

males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

Girl 1: “Noah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: “ yeah I bet his dick is so small”

by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019

Noah

GAY

Noah is really gay!!

by Noah the gayest December 16, 2019

Noah

A fucking cheating ass hoe w a short stubby dick

Ew you’re dating a noah?

by Dontfckwmehoe November 9, 2019

Noah

Has large puffy hair with glasses on, pretty skinny and is probably european, (mostly Italian), loves to talk about italian food and has pretty bad grades. He has the smallest dick in the world...

Your dick looks kinda like Noah's

by JoshB055123 December 12, 2017