muscles

A being birthed in France with infinte muscles. They tend to hold exceptional table football skills along with extreme sass.

Slut 1: Check out that muscles
Slut 2: Ooooohh sooo sassyyy

by Muscles2muscles February 09, 2018

muscles

something I don’t have

danny has no muscles

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 13, 2024

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.

MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 12, 2018

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.

Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.

by bmazz88 May 15, 2011

Horny Adductor Muscles

The usual adductor muscles but used in a sexy way because "whatthefruits" had a brain freeze trying to remember a word.

whatthefruits: " i feel defeated by a single sexual word"
I think it's the Horny Adductor Muscles

by DummyThiccDontAskMe May 27, 2021