Going Martha

Going Martha means when you're so drunk that you have that blank look in your eyes and you go completely nuts beyond control I.e. throwing things, saying mean things, punching the walls, going ballistic.

Last night my husband was so drunk and was saying some vile things to me, he was going Martha.

by Xtina68 June 17, 2016

saint martha

the worst place in planet EARTH

hey look it’s saint martha’s! the worst place in planet earth!

by add 222 November 1, 2019

The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them

“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019

the marthage

A girl who is often confused and may seem apathetic to most things but is nonetheless funny and craves affection and care. She also somehow always manages to attract the most tory boys which is a key trait of ‘the marthage’. Overall, a sweet girl who gives the best hugs but always make sure to use simplistic language when around ‘the marthage’.

‘Oh my days, I bloody love cricket!! I heard the marthage loves to play cricket too!!’

by Bitchelor June 19, 2020

Dirty Mirtha

When you’re a Hispanic Martha looking to get down and dirty so you walk up to a random guy (preferably homeless) grab his dick and start blowing him will your nose fucks his butt.

Did you see her give that dude a dirty mirtha? I’m so jealous!

by Thedirtyking69 May 4, 2021

Merville martha

A women who enjoys the company of many men in one session

Did you hear about her mate, she a right merville martha

by Bourne in the air June 9, 2022

mother mirthing

When a woman laughs so hard her embryos get fertilized by the funny

Through the process of mother mirthing Jessica has become pregnant

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024