Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.

Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top

by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021

shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.

That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.

by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021

mountain range

Mountain range is an insult you can use against people who have a lot of acne on their forehead

Person one: You are so ugly!
Person 2: At least I don’t have a mountain range!

by Pornhub-Wormhole March 18, 2021

Balls Mountain

Basically a mountain for porn stars and people who masturbate.

Hey Adrian, you keep jerking off so go take a hike on balls mountain!

by Real YT Tartarus April 29, 2021

High as Mountain

When you cant see strait and need help..... To reach the the highest point in life. Whether it is on drugs or on life. The top.

I couldn't see strait because the highest point of the mountain has been reached. High as Mountain

by Justanaverageperson October 16, 2012

Snowcapping the Mountains

When one is feeling rather filthy and enjoying a poo so much that after creating a mountain of brown, One 'caps' it with a snow cap of sperm

'Just gonna nip to the shitter to get snowcapping the mountains'

by Adam - first man to get laid September 24, 2012