Baked monkey

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."

Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.

by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

by graylover333 May 23, 2022

favela monkey

A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums

@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys

by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022

goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

mama monkey syndrome

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

by expedition18 January 20, 2023

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009