Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
Other friend: Why?
Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

by farisss January 13, 2022

This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.
X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!
by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!
by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021
