Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Midnight dilemma

Late at night at around 12-4AM, The internal conflict on whether to go and piss, or stay in your nice warm bed.

Eric woke up at 3 in the morning and had a midnight dilemma.

by GABE NEWELL HAS MADE EP3! September 18, 2011

Midnight Moo

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

by Brosif Kony August 3, 2012

Midnight dinner

(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.

Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.

by chunkemunkee August 20, 2013

midnight cocksucker

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.

"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."

by Slosheimer August 17, 2023

the duck flies at midnight

A codename, stands for "Party at Darlene's Bar"

"So is the duck gonna fly at midnight?"
"Yup. We're gonna get so cronked"

by Mimi January 28, 2005