Scheweebi Mobile

A Little Tikes car that is modded to where it can reach maximum speeds of 23 mph

Dave: “Have you seen that Jerry got a brand new Scheweebi Mobile”
Bob: “Yeah dude I’m jealous it can go 23 mph”

by ScheweebiMan July 31, 2022

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021

Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

Cod mobile

Someone who’s x box is ether broken or outdated. Or they get it to play outside the house to look cool

1: ima play cOd mobile

2: AWSOME

by Im_chaos December 1, 2021

IMO Mobile

a phone brand in the uk that people like to call "ewaste" on TikTok and other platforms because of its terrible specs

Person 1: "what is imo mobile?"
Person 2: "its e waste"

by sigma6942ß February 24, 2024

Mobile Game Advert

30-20 unskippable seconds of cringe

person 1: did you see that mobile game advert for delete one part
person 2: the one that lures horny 9 year olds in?
person 2: yeah I've seen it, had to drink unsee juice after that

by ToastCantBeFoundHere May 7, 2022

Mobile pus

This is when you have a car and can drive meaning you can have sex anywhere and at anytime because you now have a place, and a way to get there.

She just got a lisence yk what that means she got some Mobile pus

by Imissmyexpleaselethimtakemebac February 7, 2022