Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop

I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,

by Achenson August 26, 2023

Warren Michigan

Warren Michigan is a principal city in the state of Michigan usually wrongly accused of being suburban when it’s really urban. Warren has a decently high crime rate, with violent crimes getting bigger and bigger every year. It shares 8 mile with Detroit along with some other cities. Warren is home to many people with warrants and sex convictions as well. Some locals might just call it Warren while others call it Lil Detroit, Mini Detroit, or WARRANTVILLE. Warren is famous for having trailer parks all over the place from 8 mile and up. In these trailer parks, drunks, druggies, and drug dealers run wild. It is very common to see hood dudes, Rednecks, drunks, and straight up ghetto white trash individuals all through Warren. Schools are just a playground for fights, drama, and STDS. 95% of warren is either homeless, low class (Low income), or low to middle class citizens. The employment tanker heavily a decade ago and I feel like it may never recover, especially with Warren being one of the top 3 most populated cities in Michigan. Warren police may be the most corrupted police department in Michigan right up there with Roseville and Detroit.

Warren Michigan is a city, full of hard working people who don’t know how to stay out of trouble.

Warren Michigan gets misjudged as a city full of fake gangsters, when half of the city have evil people trying to prove how gangster they can be.

by Kingking247742 August 31, 2023

Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length

Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher

by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023

Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.

I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick

by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023

University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.

Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.

by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022

Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.

She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.

by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022