Michael

Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.

"I want to meet your son where is he"
"In his room smoking a joint"
"Must be Michael"

by Reereeree December 29, 2013

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Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

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michaelling

Michaelling is the form of hitting on/acting super gay towards your guy friends

cmon Kenny, enough with the michaelling, for the last time we are not gay

by mattnotgus October 7, 2019

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Michaeling

Aimless wandering, harassment of all females in sight and looking busy without actually doing anything.

Omg, is it 5pm yet?! I can't take much more. I'm about to start Michaeling.

by DontGOStay September 24, 2016

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Michael

Michael is short for Michaelwave

Person: “whoa, look at that guy. He looks like a Michael”
(Michael overhears the conversation)
Michaelwave: Yes, I am Michael, but that’s short for Michaelwave.

by GeorginaYumYum December 3, 2020

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