Manmonal

the syndrome of emotions and behaviors exhibited by men when they are being overly dramatic due to their manly hormones including, but not limited to: crying, petulousness, passive aggression, whining, slamming objects forcefully, throwing objects, pouting, or hiding in their room.

"Brad, did you just eat my entire stash of candy bars after I told you not to?"
"NO!" *throws 15 empty candy bar wrappers to the ground*
"Wow Brad, way to be so manmonal..."

by HauntedVelcro September 30, 2019

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Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

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Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 28, 2019

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Mayonnaisium

Any sufficiently large gathering of white people; any event where the food provided or brought is expected to be mostly mayonnaise-based.

"You get over to Aunt Karen's cookout, bud? Real mayonnaisium."

by DestroFace March 25, 2020

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mamon

1. English translation for the italian word “mammone”, someone who is really attached to their parents, economically and temperamentally, and that act exactly like them in a lot of situations of life, resulting annoying sometimes.

2. A dick; a stupid person.

1. “He doesn’t know the value of the money.”
“I know, he’s a mamon.”

2. “Don’t do stupid things, mamon.”

by 7k0 June 22, 2020

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