Mustache Moment

the event when something awkward happens.

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.

by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023

Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

taziki mustache

a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.

a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!

by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010

Playing mustache

A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.

"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"

"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.

by Z0mbify September 25, 2023

Galaxy Mustache

Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)

NYX's side chick

Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?

Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache

Guy: yes makes sense epic human

by Hi I'm beef November 5, 2021

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013