Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker

by the upteenth time May 31, 2025

Luigi Squeegee

/luˈi.d͡ʒi ˈskwi d͡ʒi:/ Noun. Another term for a mustache, especially in reference to oral sex.

My female sexual partner loves how my Luigi Squeegee wipes her vagina clean during oral sex.

by theinnocenthostage June 2, 2025

Luigi Mangione

Daddy

Oh my god have you seen Luigi mangione he is daddy

by Loo-ee-gee Man-gee-oh-knee June 16, 2025

Lainism

(noun) A loosely defined faith, usually compatible with other faiths. Centered around the character Lain Iwakura from Serial Experiments Lain, Lain is a quiet girl who becomes increasingly absorbed by the Wired, a living network of computers and consciousness. Lainism attracts both transhumanists and their critics, sometimes blending gnostic ideas. Most practitioners regard Lain as a demi-god, though many simply see her as a companion with a guiding role rather than an object of worship. Some Lainists have the belief that her well-being depends on the health of individuals and the society they form, this belief is based on C. G. Jung's concept of the collective unconscious.

“In practicing lainism, I often remind myself: ‘Just like I need most of my organs and their cells healthy to not feel like shit and die, Lain needs society—and most individuals in it—to be okay, they and the network they build are her body.’”

by Chisa Yomoda June 24, 2025

Luigi'd

A reference to the CEO Killer, Luigi Mangione. Getting Luigi'd refers to the phenomena when a corrupt individual with immense wealth and power gets killed by a vigilante. It can also broadly reference individuals protesting against evil people in positions of power.

"Another CEO got Luigi'd the other day and everyone was happy about it."

by Name Unavailable July 16, 2025

Luigiphobia

CEO increased fear of being gunned down by a random person who's life has been impacted by their corporation's policies

Insurance CEOs have been suffering from Luigiphobia in the last few months

by thedudepdx August 5, 2025

Linik

The act of saying absurdities with the intent of watching those around you squirm in agony.

HR gave me a write-up today. They said I was Liniking too hard during last staff meeting. So unfair!

by TAMKT January 9, 2026