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logging in to the cloud

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.
by RisenAgain November 3, 2011
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Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
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bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs
scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
by Gnu782 September 24, 2023
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log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017
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Divinity log

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see
by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022
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log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing
by backerman May 25, 2010
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Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.
Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.
by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
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