leg reduction

When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened

"Damn I heard she's getting leg reduction?"
"Hey how did the leg reduction go?!"

by Nohandlesavailable January 7, 2017

craydah leg

the indents in your leg when you push your fat close together.

its just my craydah leg

by redskinsfan December 5, 2010

Throne Legs

After sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time where your lags fall asleep.

Dude,I had the shits so bad I got throne legs and couldn't stand up.

by MJT2112 February 25, 2009

leg pipe

the tube like section of fabric formed around the leg from the hem of the pants up to the crotch

"Aaaaaah, there's a bug crawling up my leg pipe!"

by scheerio December 1, 2014

Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

by kidchameleon May 27, 2020

Book Legs

The act in which one begins to narrarate ones own life according to the style of the lengthy book just read in a short period of time.

"Frank's still talking like hes an elf in a bloody fantasy novel."
"Probably stuck on his book legs."

by ZePacMan December 23, 2008

gamer's legs

When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.

I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.

by Dode222 May 14, 2016