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kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014
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keendy

The name of the most amazing girl that you'll ever meet. With her, you get everything. A mixture of both beauty and an amazing personality, something rare to find nowadays. Someone that's kind and caring, smart, funny, good sense of humor, fun and easy to be around, mysterious in some ways, shy yet outgoing, sometimes dorky, etc. It's not hard at all to fall in love with this girl, both as a friend and a lover. When you hold her hand or wrap your arms around her, you'll never want to let go. She is a blessing in the lives of all those that are privileged to have her in their life. She makes you do things that you've never done before. If you're lucky enough to have her, you should never let her go. She is just that amazing and should be cherished.
Keendy is Amazing!
by Unicornss5ever August 10, 2014
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keendy

The name of the most amazing girl that you'll ever meet. With her, you get everything. A mixture of both beauty and an amazing personality, something rare to find nowadays. Someone that's kind and caring, smart, funny, good sense of humor, fun and easy to be around, mysterious in some ways, shy yet outgoing, sometimes dorky, etc. It's not hard at all to fall in love with this girl, both as a friend and a lover. When you hold her hand or wrap your arms around her, you'll never want to let go. She is a blessing in the lives of all those that are privileged to have her in their life. She makes you do things that you've never done before. If you're lucky enough to have her, you should never let her go. She is just that amazing and should be cherished.
Keendy is Amazing!
by Unicornss5ever August 10, 2014
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keeneying

having sex while a girl is performing a cartwheel
guy: dude last night i was keeneying the fuck outta this bitch
dude: no way?!?!? you guys fucked while she was cartwheeling?!?!?!
by KobeBean February 8, 2014
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keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).
by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014
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Kreene

A loving soulful woman/man that gives his/her all when loving others. He/she is not afraid to be nice to everyone even if they aren't always nice to her/him. Very unselfish and also very beautiful.
Kreene gave her last dollar to the homeless man.
by D&Jmomma December 19, 2016
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Keenigya

Strong, beautiful, very intelligent, good friend to have very sexy kind will do for others before herself
My bonita keenigya
by Kunique December 21, 2016
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