by Leonids Brutus January 23, 2022
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While your best babe is giving you a BJ while your standing up, and she's on her knees on the floor, you guzzle a bottle of red wine, then shotgun a beer. Right before you start puking all over her head, grab her by both ears so she can't back off. While your puking all over her head, force your meat stick down her throat until you blow your load and the gagging makes puke and nut shoot out of her mouth like a fire hose. Take your dong out her mouth and knee her as hard as you can on the chin.
My girl loves to suck my d*ck, but she talks to much and I had to get up early, so I gave her a Louisiana Knock Out.
by Lance Dirk January 1, 2022
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Get the Cringe-Knock mug.When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"
Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."
Larry: "A what now?"
Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."
Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
Get the Knock, Knock Motherfucker mug.A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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