kelly ojanen

Totall jerk stepdad but a good craftsman and skilled in mathematics

My stepdads a jerk

Oh you must have a Kelly ojanen

by AmazingDENFINER;) November 18, 2017

Kelly Haynes

sneezing so hard that you queef

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants

by t_appletart June 19, 2011

kelly and brian

Kelly and Brian are the best couple in the world. She gets him to do the same sport as her, and he absolutely loves it. They spend the weekend at their sporting events and flirt constantly. Anyone around them can tell they love each other. He is a little bit of a nerd and under appreciated, but he makes her laugh so much. He is so giddy and open around her. She is more social and gets him to be a better person. There is no use trying to talk to them when they are around each other, because they are literally entranced. Brian does not want to admit his love, but everyone knows Kelly likes him. They will not end up at the same school, but they will never like anyone else after they meet. Brian and Kelly are the perfect couple, and they will do anything for each other.

"They are so cute, but not like kelly and brian."

"kelly and brian... ARE FINALLY DATING."

"kelly and brian are the best couple. They need to date then get married."

by 678true! May 30, 2018

Kelly Hart

Straight up bitch, A coffee snob, super opinionated

Don't be like kelly hart.

by CaptWonderbread October 17, 2018

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

Fucking KELLY!

A phrase often used when something bad happens. It can be used to express frustration or anger at a situation.

I can't believe I've been stuck in this traffic for over an hour! FUCKING KELLY!

by testmail November 11, 2019

Kelly F

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.

Kelly F is the greatest
Una pendeja

by 12_26_14 March 7, 2022