jonnymack

NOUN - 1) A person who is unreliable and careless with details 2) A person who hates snakes
VERB - To exhibit any of the qualities of a jonnymack

NOUN 1) Tyler gave me horrible directions to the party and didn't even show up. He's a total jonnymack.

NOUN 2) That jonnymack is too scared of snakes to ride with Samuel L.
VERB 1) You can be my best man, but you better not jonnymack my bachelor party.

VERB 2) Madi jonnymacked when I showed her my python.

by BadBax July 14, 2022

Jonny

A sexy ass motherfucker who never admits it!!!!

Girl 1: Your sexy
Jonny: Nuh Uh no I'm not

by Ash- Kash July 18, 2022

Jonte

A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.

also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up

Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.

by IhateNigels July 27, 2022

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong

Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong

by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022

jony

MY future husband

Jony is the most beautiful boy ive ever met. his sweet curly hair is so pretty when it lays slightly over his eyes. Hes extremely funny, and never fails to make me laugh.

The way he compliments me is my favorite thing about him. I dont think i have ever met a better boy than him. The way he kisses me on my head makes me fall for him even harder.

He is the love of my life. I swear.

“Whos that?”

“Oh, thats jony. The best boy.”

“Cool.”

by hopehobi December 5, 2022

jontahia

Jontahia is a very kind, smart, and outgoing person. Everyone loves them. They have enemies but they are always be unbothered. If you have a friend named Jontathia, appreciate them. They aren't that fake, they just need to learn how to reasure and communicate.

Jontahia is so gorgeous...

by idekwymowtdfltg.rf,d December 16, 2022

jonhy

An alternative use of the name "jonathan", often used by the troupiotis family.

"Hello jonny"

"My name is actually jonhy"

by Alekkuno November 5, 2022