jockin

when a girl wantz a guy and totally flirts wit him

she is TOTALLY jockin u, cant u c it?!

by _M_E_ March 7, 2005

camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.

Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

jock your balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

by MorningGordon September 7, 2008

schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

by John Bassett February 10, 2007

shock jock

A Disc Jockey for a radio station who specializes in shocking, disturbing, and disgusting radio bits. Popular examples include Opie & Anthony and of course Howard Stern.

Howard Stern is the first shock jock, but he is sucky. Opie and Anthony are good shock jocks who got fired.

by boohiss August 18, 2003

jock

A highly social person often having every cheerleader in existence in bed with him usually at the same time. Natural enemy of the nerd

See dipshit

by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

jock

A douchebag that thinks his opinion matters only and venerates sports players. Often have IQ's under eighty, but pass because of their ability at sports. Not real athelets. Mostly football players. Basketball players sometimes, but usually basketball players are better people, actual athletes. Contray to what some write does not have to listen to rap but may listen to any type of music, but the thing is they have to know one song really well that they sing ad nauseum.

I know a jock that likes to sing the "I wanna rock/ I want to Rock/ Rock" part of Twisted Sister's "I want to rock" excessivly for no real reason.

by hasafienda December 30, 2005