jewish

(Adjective) you are jewish when you decide to save money to the detriment of you quality of life.

John: You remember Johnny who graduated with us? He's rich AF but is still living in that shack of a house

Jerry: Yeah, he's gone full Jewish

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021

jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids

Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard

by Scurbird September 30, 2020