new jersey

I am so sick of assholes from other states putting New Jersey down. Jersey is awesome and everyone else is simply jealous and/or ignorant. Sure, as you get closer to NYC there are many factories, but there is more to NJ than some damn factories! Try looking up north near High Point where there are farms as far as the eye can see. Try looking at Mendham where some of the richest people in the country trot around. Try looking down south at Cape May, a beautiful town along the ocean filled with Victorian homes. The only place you will see big-haired women and people who say "joisey" is in the frickin movies. And as for our driving...please stop giving us crap because you can't handle your car. NJ rocks and that's that, all the other states should just give up. P.S. if you want to visit a real armpit of a state go to PA. The people here are grammatically challenged (Pennsylvania Dutch?), have shitty food (chicken and waffles?), and are the most incompetent drivers I have ever come across. Long live NJ!

New Jersey is the Best Fucking State....EVER!

by C.B. October 29, 2005

Jemoses

contrary to what many believe Jemoses does not steal pants he is a kind and gentile man who likes pre-marital sex and gorey violence, who swims to Tokyo only after stealing bread, not pants.

I am Jemoses!

by Jemoses September 30, 2003

Jersey Weave

(v) ~~The Jersey Weave~~ is an art only those skilled enough can fully master. It is considered as a person behind the wheel of a vehicle who abruptly weaves in and out of slower cars preferably on the NJ Turnpike or the GS parkway. In NJ 65 really means 79, but caution is needed at these speeds. The so called "weave" may be participated by a single car to several. This technique may involve getting from point A to point B faster or it may be a race between several, but usually 2 individuals for simply an adrenaline rush.~

Kid From PA- "What the hells the jersey weave?"

Driver- "Just buckle the fuck up"

Kid From PA- "That was really close"

Driver- "That was nothing..."

by happy4444 December 24, 2009

Jersey Flipping

The act of consuming Four Locos (malt beverage), while simultaneously under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy).

Guido #1 says, “Yo man, I just got some triple stax. Lets go to the liquor store so we can start jersey flipping!

Guido#2 says, “OK. Jersey flippin makes all the Snookis look like J-Wows.

by Nirk December 25, 2010

jersey

The original Jersey, an island in the English Channel and what many people call NEW Jersey, which is a state in America. The same thing with York and New York, presumably...

Jersey is an island that's in the English channel. New Jersey is a state in America

by mikebsi June 11, 2013

Jeromesexual

People in love with Jerome Valeska are called Jeromesexual

My orientation is Jeromesexual

by Nskakaka January 1, 2021

the Jersey Maneuver

Intentional reducing following distance between vehicles on a public roadway in an attempt to prevent a third vehicle from merging.
Verb: Jerseyed; to be Jerseyed

The jerk tried to pull the Jersey Maneuver, preventing me from getting on the highway. I haven't seen driving like that since I moved out of Jersey.

by JZ775 March 10, 2010