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motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance
that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper
by Snow510 October 28, 2009
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Jerk it June

It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on
Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 23, 2019
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Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014
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Shame-jerking

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night
by hellhammer February 2, 2015
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